Parlour Car ~ Thursday, December 19th, 2013

Eagles 12:19

Well, sweet pals, the last Parlour Car of 2013 is upon us.  It’s been a fantastic year, and since we shan’t be having a show on the 26th, this here show on the 19th will put a nice bow on a great inaugural year for Parlour Car.  It doesn’t quite mark our one-year anniversary, as that will come in January, but the last show of the year is still momentous in its own way.  Like, if the Earth dies on New Year’s, this will be the last Parlour Car in the history of mankind.  Which is intense.  How would you like to be chillaxing around purgatory for all of eternity, knowing that you missed the last Parlour Car ever?  You wouldn’t like that.  Not one bit.  You’d eventually start lying to people, saying that you were there, and then one day some way-cool person who was actually there will overhear you and call you on it, and then for the rest of time and space you’ll be that dude or lady-dude who lied about being at a major-awesome thing when you really weren’t and you’ll lose all of your new space friends and ghost friends.  Ugh.  Not fun.  What IS fun, however, is this super duper insane lineup this week.  Seriously, it’s not even fair how good it is.  Peep this:

Adam Burke (TBS Just for Laughs; Wiggle Room; Parlour Car)

Danny Kallas (TBS Just for Laughs; Comedians You Should Know)

Matty Ryan (TBS Just for Laughs; Blackout Diaries; Parlour Car)

Renee Gauthier (Comedy Central; Chelsea Lately; MTV; visiting from LA)

Clark Jones (TBS Just for Laughs; Two Black Dudes; visiting from NYC)

Junior Stopka (Comedy Central; Just for Laughs Montreal; murder enthusiast)

John Roy (Leno; Letterman; Conan; Ferguson; IFC; visiting from LA)

Did you see that?  It’s right ^ there.  Pretty nast.  And again, it’s the last Parlour Car of 2013, so it’s guaranteed to be a real hoot.  Get there early if you want a seat to enjoy.     FREE.     Doors:  8pm.     Show:  9pm.     Friendship:  everlasting.