Yo now friends. Another mega late post, but fret not, we’re all here now. We’ll keep it brief so we all enough time to wait in line at Ragstock for seven or eight days. Everyone knows you gotta have a way sweet ‘stume to properly engage in all the haunted hijinks and fun cool spooky drugs on Saturday. But whether you’re at ghosty DJ warehouse party or a spirited Buffalo Wild Wings, just remember that regular Bernie Sanders is ALREADY SEXY ENOUGH. Don’t try to make Bernie more sexy, fellas. Anyway, peep this fun lineup of cool meats and hot treats:
Marina Franklin (Trainwreck; Conan; Louie; Comedy Central; Chappelle’s Show)
Matty Ryan (JFL Chi; Blackout Diaries; Parlour Car)
Dave Helem (JFL Chi; Blipsters on Broadway; Zanies)
Drew Frees (Chappelle’s Oddball Fest; JFL Chi)
Amy Shanker (Laugh Factory; moving to NYC next week)
Xavier Lamont (Zanies; Riddles)
Mike Bobrinskoy (Best Night Ever Show; Rathskellar)
Like right? This is gonna be real great. Send your best friends some spooky Snaps and tell them they have to come. There’s nothing more seasonally fun and haunted than a hangover at work on Friday.
Free. 9pm. Bar DeVille.