Parlour Car ~ March 3rd, 2016

We’re gonna be honest with you: we don’t have much to say about tonight. Will we have great comics? Yes. Will there be hot jams? Of course. Will there be Manhattans flowing like water? No, because that drink takes a minute to make and they cost more than water, but you can definitely order one if you want. Anyway, you know the drill. Check out these comics tonight:

Stephanie Hasz (Parlour Car; The Comedy Exposition)
Sean White (BEEF; Dead & Gone album)
Andy Fleming (Two Hour Comedy Hour)
Em Brown (Jokes & Notes; Laugh Factory)
Lem Slaughter (JFL Chicago; Jokes & Notes)
Kevin White (Arguments & Grievances)
Gena Gephart (Making her Parlour Car debut!)
Olivia Haidar (Visiting from LA!)
Special guests? Maybe.

If you’re at work, leave now and take a nap. If you’re not working, great job, keep napping! Wake up at 5. Hurry up and take a shower before the sun goes down. Go to the ATM. Get small bills because the tamale guy can’t make change for everyone. Have a meet cute with someone outside the bank. Maybe you’re fumbling with your wallet and he’s walking his dog, but you bump into each other, and when you do, he picks up your wallet and you pick up his dog. You both laugh, and he’s like, “Wow, you are so good looking and I love laughing!” And there’s your chance to swoop in and invite him to a comedy show. Make sure he drops off his dog first because we’re pretty sure those aren’t allowed.
Free.  9pm.  Bar DeVille