Parlour Car ~ July 21st, 2016

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Yo hey hi hello friends yes.  Okay so if you’re like us and most people we know, you’re looking for a pleasant distraction from the sweaty dumpster fire taking place inside the Quicken Loans Arena.  We’re not sure how something can be simultaneously drenched in sweat and engulfed in flames, so it must be some kind of dark magic conjured in the deepest depths of satan’s anus.  For real that’s the only possible explanation.  But enough about sweat and garbage and buttholes and the devil, we’ve got a major dope sweet rad show tonight with a bevy of outta town pals from around the country, so let’s peep this beef daddie:

CJ Sullivan (Comedy Central; Chicago Underground Comedy)
Sonia Denis (Bridgetown Comedy Fest; Congrats on Your Success)
Curtis Cook (Viceland’s Flophouse; SF Sketchfest; in from Portland)
Irene Tu (Bay Area’s 11 Best Stand Up Comedians; in from SF)
Andie Main (Bumbershoot; Seattle Sketchfest; in from Portland)
Mateen Stewart (Jimmy Kimmel; Last Week Tonight; in from LA)
Jaffer Khan (Funny or Die’s Oddball Fest; in from Houston)
Sneaky Spesh Guest? (Yorp)

Word okay so 75% of tonight’s comedians are outta town pals which’ll be way cool and fun.  Group-text your three favorite best friends and say whoever comes with you tonight wins the #1 best friend spot.  Then they’ll all show up and you can say just kidding they’re all tied and you could never choose between them and then you’ll all have a sweet hot night.  Cool.

Free.  9pm.  Bar DeVille.

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