Parlour Car ~ December 15th, 2016

Yep yep yep yeppppppp friends hello it was one single degree this morning so be careful out there or your buttholes will freeze shut and that’s the worst because then you have to go to the butthole doctor and if everyone’s buttholes are frozen shut there’ll be a super long line to get your butthole unfroze.  A good way to prevent this is to pack your underpants full of hot sweet meats before you venture into the tundra.  Call your best friends and tell them about this new fun butthole meat trick, and while you have ’em on the horn, invite them to Parlour Car tonight because it’ll rule and has outta town friends and Chi friends and TV friends.  Let’s peep way hard:

Nate Craig (Comedy Central; MTV’s Ridiculousness; in from LA)
Rus Williamson (NBC’s Chicago Fire; JFL Chi; Laugh Factory)
Erica Clark (Comedy Central; Book: “How to be a Stalker”)
Kenny DeForest (Comedy Central ‘Comics to Watch’; MTV; in from NYC)
Eman El Husseini (JFL Montreal; Boston Comedy Fest; in from NYC)
Jess Salomon (SF Sketchfest; VICE; in from NYC)
Brandi Denise (Laugh Factory; The Revival)
Dave Maher (The Annoyance; Coma Show)
Bobby Condon (Surprise Party)

Okay yes right then.  Come warm yourselves in the healing light of friendship, humor, candles and a ton of booze.  It’ll rule like always.  Bring friends because friends rule the most.  9pm.  Free.  Bar DeVille.