Parlour Car ~ December 22nd, 2016

Ohhh wow, it’s the second-to-last Parlour Car of 2016. Home stretch, we can do this. It’s 39 degrees right now, so Santa is practically begging you to come out tonight. Throw on your finest winter bikini, rustle up some pals, and come cuddle up with us. If you don’t have a winter bikini, that’s probably fine because we’re not sure it’d be allowed at the bar anyway. Is a bikini top a shirt? That’s a question for some kind of apparel philosopher, and we’re just trying to tell jokes with these friends down here:

T Murph (Key & Peele; Comedy Central; NBC)
Azhar Usman (MTV; CNN’s “America’s Funniest Muslim”)
Bill Bullock (Congrats on Your Success; It’s Happening at Constellation)
Tommy McNamara (Oddball Fest; back from NYC)
Stephanie Hasz (Comedy Secrets The Comedy Exposition; Parlour Car)
Charlie Rohrer (Bridgetown Comedy Fest; Congrats on Your Success; back from NYC)
Rachel McCartney (Rainbow Connection Queer Comedy Tour; 100 Proof Comedy)

Okay, now that you have all the facts, feel free to send this along to everyone in your address book, chain letter style. If you get 3 friends to come and they get 3 friends to come, legend has it the ghosts who haunt our vintage couches will help you get kissed in the photo booth.  9pm.  Free.  Bar DeVille.