Parlour Car ~ December 29th, 2016


Sup sup sup hi hi hi friends okay so it’s the very last Parlour Car of 2016, which, thank fuck.  This year has been an unholy meat toilet clogged with thorned cocks and cobra diapers and it’ll be a welcome sight to see 2016’s fiery visage turn to an ashen whisper in our collective rear view mirror.  To celebrate we’re throwing a major fun party tonight with an extended lineup of tasty pals from Chicago, New York, Los Angeles, the television and the moving pictures.  Plus, some free holiday Drambuie shots for all.  Okay let’s peep this sweet hot dandy peen:

Chris Redd (Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping; FOX; ABC; in from LA)
Matty Ryan (MTV’s Acting Out; NBC’s Chicago Justice; JFL Chi)
Alex Kumin (NBC’s Breakout Fest; Lincoln Lodge)
Will Miles (Comedy Central; Chris Gethard Show; in from NYC)
Giulia Rozzi (Comedy Central; Chelsea Lately; MTV; in from NYC)
Shakir Standley (MTV; TruTV; Last Comic Standing)
Reena Calm (Laugh Factory; Zanies)
Blake Burkhart (Comedians You Should Know; Super Talent Show)
Johnny Lane (in from Toronto)
Ashley Hamilton (UCB; in from LA)

Okay so like super dope yeah?  Yes yes yessss super dope.  Last Pcar of this horse-fuck of a year so let’s all get way drunk and hug with best friends.  In a large way.  Dope.
9pm.  Free.